asstorrhoid

A hemorrhoid the size of a meteor. And twice as hot.

I can't go horseback riding with you tomorrow, dude.

Why not?

Asstorrhoids.

asstorrhoid by Two Hep Cats October 30, 2010

Assterroids 

The assterroids are a particularly virulent form of diabetic diarrhea event, in which poo is commonly splattered over the inside of the toilet stall.

Tom and Lance had assterroids last Wednesday, and we have the proof.

Assterroids by Jacques Asse April 2, 2009

assterhoids

The formations on uranus from constantly being pounded by genitalia.

My assterhoids are flaring up, I seriously need to stop having gay sex.

assterhoids by Blackcockerspaniel February 24, 2014