assspelunker 

To explore caves in a Trilsk like manner.

I found my way to the wrong club. It was filled with

assspelunker by Mr. Er0tic March 15, 2004

ass spelunker 

an individual who explores the anal passageways of another, through use of a tool such as a dildo or a penis. derived from ass, the anal region of the human body, while spelunking is cave exploring, thus the act of exploring the cavities of ones asshole. also used to describe a homosexual.

"boys i dont think mr garrison would say eat penguin shit you ass spelunker, m'kay?"

ass spelunker by Anonymous August 1, 2003

ass spelunker 

1) One who engages in the practice of exploring the anus and rectal passage of another, just as a spelunker enjoys exploring dark, dank, underground passages.
2) A person who acts as though he might enjoy the practice of ass spelunking.

1) Man that guy is an ass spelunker. I think I saw him in the Gay Pride Parade last week.

2) Goddamnit Jimmy, stop prancing around like a fucking ass spelunker.

ass spelunker by Ragefist November 17, 2002

assbelunker 

An anal dwelling dwarf whos job is to the clean the ass from which it dwells. Usually named Gabe...otherwise known as a homosexual.

Gabe is an assbelunker...and a damn good one at that...foo

assbelunker by greg September 9, 2004

ass spelunker 

An ass is somebody's bottom or more specifically in this case an anus.
A spelunker is an unexperienced person who has an interest in entering or enters caves.
Therefore, an Ass Spelunker is somebody who has an interest in exploring or does explore the cave-like orifice of an anus.

In South Park Terrance and Phillip call eachother Ass Spelunkers.
You love to fuck suzie in the butt, you ass spelunker!!!

ass spelunker by acarmizzle April 5, 2007

asspelunker 

1.) A derogatory word used inplace of homosexual. 2.) One who spelunks asses, usually with their penis.

"That Bruce is one hell of an asspelunker."

asspelunker by Baal September 14, 2003

assbelunker 

An anal cave explorer. Otherwise known as homosexual, pillow biter, ass cannon loader, friend of dorothy, pole rider etc.

Rod is such an assbelunker. I can't believe he is assbelunking Lance......

assbelunker by contact May 23, 2004