Reverse Assmosis

The process of previous farts in a seat, chair, couch, etc reverse cycling up someone’s butt and being farted again.

Dude, someone must have been ripping ass in this seat because I’ve got some serious reverse assmosis going on right now.

Reverse Assmosis by BDE84 July 20, 2018

Assmosis 

the process of absorbing heat from a seat left by the person previously sitting in the seat

John: Hey, this seat is warm.
Franny: Lucky, you get assmosis.

Assmosis by Julie Parker December 23, 2013

Assologist

One who specialized in the study of Assology

That woman's sweet ass forced me into becoming an assologist.

Assologist by gomaz July 20, 2005

assmosis 

When your head is so far up another person's ass you can't think, hear or see for yourself and must connect telepathically with the person whom has let you stick your in there ass for these sensory inputs.

As the tail of the human centipede, Kendar was forced to rely on assmosis to know what was happening in the word around him.

assmosis by hot biscuits January 2, 2015

Assmosis 

The chemical process through which alcohol is absorbed directly into the blood stream through the rectal walls, as a result of anal alcohol consumption.

Cory passed out last night. I guess the assmosis really caught up with him.

Assmosis by Dub Dub Lifer November 26, 2010

Bad Assoriosis 

A hereditary trait passed on from birth in which the child tends not to give two shits about what other people have to say and does his own thing. The levels of Bad Assoriosis can be rated from one to Five. Level one being a slightly aggresive attitude and stubbourness. Level Five being an absolute confidence in ones authority that when he/she is challenged he/she might put someone in a coma with their own shoe, shit on their chest, and then fuck the poor bastard's significant other regardless of sex, age, or race.

In some cases, one blessed with Bad Assoriosis may not pass it on to their child, thus resulting in said child being a total pussy fart or in some cases this might be reffered to as a queef.

I met this man last night and he punched me in the face and fucked my mom, He got her number and said he would call but he never did, He must have had Bad Assoriosis.

Bad Assoriosis by Skybo67 October 11, 2009

ASSINOSIS

The disease that causes someone to be a constant asshole

My wife has assinosis!

ASSINOSIS by JPS66 February 15, 2007