assmuncher 

(1) A person who considers another person's rectum a delicacy. (2) Those who exhibit traits characteristic to "a person who considers another person's rectum a delicacy."

That fucking, assmuncher just ran a red light and cut me off.

assmuncher by El Diablo February 17, 2004

assmunch 

a purveyor of unacceptably annoying acts, usually due to sheer incompetence rather than maliciousness; one who is irritating, frustrating, dweebtastic, or otherwise mock-worthy.

it took the guy at the sandwich shop 20 minutes to make my sandwich- what an assmunch. it still tasted good though, but c'mon, 20 minutes? fuck that.

assmunch by Viktor II August 28, 2007

assmunch 

insult usually directed towards someone with anger.
Also related to:
asstwat
asshat
assfuck
bitchass
asswipe
asshole
and many more

"OMFG NOOB YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSMUNCH!!11!"
"hello assmunch"
"haha, Fin is such an assmunch"

assmunch by lawzer February 7, 2005

assmuncher 

1) One who munches ass.

2) An incompetent person.

James just bit my ass, i think it left a mark.

What an assmuncher!

assmuncher by nonassmuncher November 24, 2009

ass munchin 

One who constantly has their nose up the bosses ass. He or she will purposely try to make you look bad so that they look good.

Adam is over there ass munchin again.

ass munchin by Blake Dremmel April 8, 2007

Assmuncher 

A boy/girl that ruins the fun of the others, to be a killjoy or to simply be annoying

"Yo, stop being an assmuncher and enjoy the party."

Assmuncher by Wildboyo March 22, 2021

asszucchini

Often confused with a nut, the asszucchini is actually a legume. Its natural habitat, dangling from branches of dingleberry bushes, is being challenged by invasive species of buttsquash and brown asparagus. High in fiber.

Asszucchini is the leading cause of fortification in the United States for women over 40.

asszucchini by Corny V. Buttstache December 6, 2007