Assmode

Assmode is a way of life.

Craig Ferguson: Geoff, what is assmode?
Geoff Peterson: Assmode... is a way of life

Assmode by pipes0069 January 17, 2012

assmaker 

one who makes an ass out of themselves. -n.h

you are being such an assmaker

assmaker by mattalianna April 8, 2017

assmonkey

A close relative of an asshat, an assmonkey is best defined as 'any disagreeable idiot who has successfully combined being an asshole with the brainpower of a monkey fed LSD'.

Eytemology is unknown, but there are perhaps links to Wayne's World, and the line "Pshyeah, and monkeys might fly out my butt."

"God, could Nicholas be any more of an assmonkey? RTFM, n00b."

assmonkey by Minor Ramblings September 22, 2005

Asshoke 

A person who is by nature an asshole, who compounds their assholiness with posturing obnoxious ‘woke’ bullshit.

That Tony is such an asshoke since he joined that ECO protest group.

Asshoke by Ssgt Sparks 120V/AC October 19, 2019

assmole 

A mole on your ass. Similar to asshole. But since the asshole serves a purpose for excretory purposes, an assmole is purely a skin defect on your ass.

STFU ASSMOLE!
Your mom gave birth to an assmole :D

assmole by Failedxattempts May 21, 2008

assmonkey

1:(n) a complete idiot

2:(n) a useless individual

3:(n) a combination of both in a supervisory position

1: "only an assmonkey wouldn't know that"

2: "that assmonkey can't do anything without fucking it up"

3: "Eddie is such an assmonkey, how'd he get to be a supervisor? And what assmonkey made him a supervisor?"

assmonkey by GODS GIFT TO AIRTRANSPORT SAFETY May 9, 2008

Asshoke 

A combination of the words ass and choke. This is a term to describe a situation where someone who is so stupid, you want to choke them by their asshole.

Lou: that guy Chris is an idiot.
Buzz: Totally. If he were here, I'd asshoke him.

Asshoke by RiddyTX June 10, 2015