Assmarmontry 

To act like an assmarmont. To do things of an assmarmont nature. Up to and including any actions taken, that due to ones monumental stupidity have dire or emberassing results.

Steve put on a display of assmarmontry last night, he drank to much last night and fell off the balcony while trying to impress some chick.

Assmarmontry by Brandon T. Johnson July 5, 2008

Asscarrot 

A word for a the penis. A human part that belongs on a man.

You have a huge asscarrot in your pants.

Asscarrot by Mia Rose February 2, 2007

arsemarmot 

See fuckmuppet. Someone who is incredibly stupid and inept, unable to do even the most simple tasks correctly.

That Carl! What an arsemarmot! I said NO salt, NO salt on the margarita and what did I get? BIG GRAINS OF SALT!

arsemarmot by Ame Chan December 5, 2004

assparrot 

Someone who talks out of his ass a lot.

Shut the fuck up, assparrot!

assparrot by Tom Servo January 30, 2004

assmaggot 

A whiny, sniveling, and ungrateful person. This word coined (AFAIK) by Nihil8r, and first used on the comments board at fark.com on 4/30/03.

how about you be mature and gracious they did you a favor you goddamned assmaggot (From the original posting.)

assmaggot by Pending April 30, 2003

Asscarrot 

A synonym for the world dildo

However an insultive word which can be used to describe a person

person 1 : "im cool"
person 2: "You're an asscarrot"

Asscarrot by DethNfire May 9, 2004

Assmaggot.

Asssmaggot: a small tick like parasite that survives on dinkleberries A Shit Tick,makes one's ass itch. A Bottomfeeder,The Lowest of Them ALL.

If"person" keeps going this way,they're gonna be as useful as an Assmaggot.

Assmaggot. by WalkingThroughTime April 6, 2022