assluster 

Someone acting lackluster however in an assy sort of way.


biotch dumbass

You stupid-ass assluster

assluster by Beerinder May 16, 2004

Asslofter 

When feeling a stomach ache brewing , you sit on the toilet and expext a lovely dump. But for some reason between the areas of your groyn and asswhole you feel a horrible pain. you squeeze to drop the bomb but its stuck there like a piece log of wood. you squeeze and squeeze but the more you do it the more it hurts and cuts your asswhole.

James - Why were you screaming in the toilet earlier on ?

Willis - İ had a asslofter

Asslofter by CheapFiction June 11, 2010

assholster 

A fanny pack that is used for concealing a handgun.

Your not going to pack with that assholster - it screams "Gun!" from a mile off!

assholster by Lior Bar-On May 17, 2004

Ass lobster 

An unknown object that protrudes from the rectum of female law blog editors, often resembling a lobster's claw.

"Damn, if Kash is so hot, why does she have an ass lobster?"

Ass lobster by Elie SotomayOR June 29, 2009

Tiny-Ass Lobster 

Shrimp. As defined by the character Tom Haverford on the NBC television show "Parks and Recreation."

Would you like a Tiny-Ass Lobster Salad with that?

Tiny-Ass Lobster by CharlesIsMyName May 18, 2011

assmonster 

a person with a monsterous ass that often develops nicknames such as "laffy taffy" or "ba dunk a dunk" and may cause dry eyes if looked at too often due to lack of blinking

"Damn girl, how you get all of that in them jeans, you assmonster!"

assmonster by Beth G. November 13, 2007

assloser 

the biggest loser you can imagine.

assloser: "never gonna give you up" is my favorite song.
guy: you're an assloser.

assloser by d.bannos April 18, 2010