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abluster 

1) Full of pompous shit.

2) Someone who's already an asshole acting with bluster.
He came in the room all abluster.

Inspired by some dipshit in Apex, NC.
abluster by Ole Gil August 13, 2007

Asslifter 

Noun: One who hoists his/her backside in the air while he/she prays (e.g. Muslims at the mosque).
Noun: Asslifter, Asslifters

Adjective: Asslifting (e.g. "Asslifting Sheikhs")
Asslifter by N. Abel March 23, 2013

asslantern 

One who believes that the light of the world is in their ass.
DDR has gone to Casey's head. He's such an asslantern!
asslantern by Sephiroth April 9, 2003

assblaster 

a diarreah expulsion of such great force that it literally blasts out the ass also known as a rectum ripper
last night I was drinking Teuqila and beer and this morning I had an assblaster
assblaster by scott davis August 10, 2004

Assbutter 

Assbutter is an english translation of the word rövsmör and is made by depositing your "man milk" into someone's ass and churning it with your rod. It's mostly used to be as disgusting as possible.
It originated from Northern Sweden.
I made some nasty Assbutter last night with Tim
Assbutter by Pyromanen December 31, 2012

Assblaster 

An assblaster is someone who pumps his load in another persons anus.

Anal creampie anyone?
Man you wanna see that bitch after I was the assblaster last night, she be walkin like John Wayne!
Assblaster by Demoulous October 24, 2003