assleticism 

adj. - the combination of watching sport and admiring the physique of those in competition. Anatomy that would be particularly observed would be that of the chest, buttocks, and crotch of particularly attractive athletes.

Most figure skating spectators come for the assleticism of tight costumes and crotch grab lifts

assleticism by Math Major February 16, 2010

sneaky athleticism 

A term used to describe white athletes who don’t look athletic, especially quarterbacks by sports commentators.

I like Jared Goff as an NFL quarterback. He’s got poise in the pocket and he’s got sneaky athleticism.

sneaky athleticism by Warpedaxis November 28, 2019

Mirroring athleticism 

The act of being able to see something athletic done, then having the ability to mirror it perfectly or close to perfect. With little to no practice.

Brady lacked the mirroring athleticism to play basketball or lift weights like his coach showed him.

Mirroring athleticism by Jacob T’s vault December 8, 2020

athleticism 

The art of neglecting fat kids.

Dodgeball, Tag, and Movement are all prime examples of athleticism.

athleticism by dodgeball equals life February 23, 2008

assletiscism 

having extreme control and precision of the gluteal area characteristic of twerking.

Twer Team shows incredible amounts of assletiscism

assletiscism by countfapula30 November 10, 2013

freakish athleticism 

Terminology used by professional sports TV analysts to describe the top, blue chip prospects for various professional sports drafts, typically football and basketball. Contributing factors include a "rare combination" of size, speed, strength, length, leaping ability, and agility, as well as physicality, regardless of cerebral ability.

Tyrus Thomas (Aka Ty-Tom) or Justin M. display freakish athleticism on the court/course.

freakish athleticism by Porkbork September 6, 2008

freakish athleticism 

Terminology used by professional sports TV analysts to describe the top, blue chip prospects for various professional sports drafts, typically football and basketball. Contributing factors include a "rare combination" of size, speed, strength, length, leaping ability, and agility, as well as physicality, regardless of cerebral ability.

Tyrus Thomas (Aka Ty-Tom) or Justin M. display freakish athleticism on the court/course.

freakish athleticism by ATown17 September 6, 2008