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5.
A small sized or petite butt. considered cute by the posessor of the butt, or people who tend to like small butts
Stop making fun of my asset! Many people find it cute and adorable!
by Cathlexeris May 12, 2011
 
1.
A person's body, as in boobs, butt, hips, etc.
Damn, that girl has some nice assets!
by Allie March 21, 2005
 
2.
Having a nice set of boobs and a nice ass. This definition is derived from splitting apart the word "asset" to get "ass" and "set".
Dave: "Your sister has nice assets!"
Tim: "Yeah she's going to have back problems one day."
Dave: "And when she falls on her ass, she just bounces back up!"
Tim: "Easy now..."
by M-Sizzle Brindizzle December 29, 2008
 
3.
1. Anything owned or is owed to a person, business, company, or group.

2. a CIA assassin
1. a building, car, or money are all examples of assets.
2. an asset was sent to kill john the other day.
by 3242935234 January 27, 2008
 
4.
When a woman who is storing her Moneybrallet style (cash tucked into a bra) is both showing some cleavage and also doesn't have the money tucked all the way into her bra, so some or most of the cash is visible in the cleavage. This is especially the case when the bills being stored are tips accumulated on the job. This can be done for several reasons:
1) Strippers stuffing their bra with extra money to make the other strippers jealous
2) To deter any gay muggers from trying to take your money, cause let's face it, if they know it's stored in your boobs, they won't want it anymore.
3) Waitresses with boyfriends who know that if they leave their assets sticking out of their assets, their boyfriend will always be able to remind them where they put their money in case they forget.
4) Women who are so desperate for attention that they need EVERYONE to stare at their cleavage, including gay jews.
Your assets are showing, and so are your other assets.
by schnappoulop April 09, 2014
 
6.
when your ass is your best attribute, this could also happen by default if your chest is as flat as a wall
erika is very flat but has a large asset so its all good.
by tman March 30, 2005
 
7.
A little miniature donkey.
Mother jackass and her baby asset.
by Geriko1 August 08, 2006