Assjammer 

An Assjammer is a person who loves jammin that thing up those honeybuns a little too much. People will mostly associate assjammers with gay people or pedophiles.

"I wouldn't trust that guy over there, he's an assjammer!" said the bartender.

Assjammer by Rod_Jewls_and_Car July 1, 2009

Asscrawler 

Weak-minded, Idiot, Obnoxious, One who/which crawls ass (goes way beyond sucking)!

Bush, Saddam, Blair, Sharon and Osama are fucking Asscrawlers!

Asscrawler by BROGLOF! April 30, 2004

Asscrackers 

A mild exclamatory swear in the Squirrel tongue; similar to the English "damn."

"Asscrackers! I can't find my nuts!"

Asscrackers by S. Prime March 24, 2009

Asshammer 

{1} person who gives anal sex(2) person who hammers asses, with a hammer

Jim is such an asshammer.

Asshammer by keith June 2, 2003

Asscrater 

The little divots and wrinkles on fat peoples butt cheeks that you cant help but notice.

We went to the lake and saw a fat lady who had the biggest Asscrater on her rump.

Asscrater by NICKAPLEZ March 25, 2009

New Years Asscraker

On New Years eve, when it is 1 second away from the New Year, one lets out an Asscraker, which is a fart that is in sync with the firecrakers outside

Tim: Its almost 2010!
Jarry: Yah, I think I am gonna let off an New Years Asscraker!
Tim: Nice I'll think I'll do the same.

New Years Asscraker by firecraker098 December 30, 2009

asscranker 

a person who frequently enjoys the delicately termed "buttsecks" or a word to be used as a general insult

"Joel, you're such a freakin asscranker!" or "Shut up asscranker!"

asscranker by Alaina G November 12, 2008