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a scotsman who thinks your an ass
scotsman: oh you bloody asscot, go fuk a lamb!
some american: word
by the asscot March 24, 2006
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A hick word for the meaning of the word tired
I threw firewood all day, my asscot tired.
by Bilf n Boo August 25, 2005
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1. A piece of ass one keeps as a pet.

2. A sexual partner who likes to do it doggy-style.
1.
Your boyfriend seems quite obedient.
He's not my boyfriend, he's my asscot. Come here, boy!

2.
I just gave my asscot a copy of the Kama Sutra, see if he gets some new ideas...
by Jay Bee October 24, 2007
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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