assboobies 

When your cleavage is so abundant, that your breasts form what looks like ass cheeks.

Erica has some excellent assboobies in that shirt today.

assboobies by Vermal May 9, 2008

asscockery 

Engaging in stupid activities or stupid behavior. Generally applied to an individual in a light-hearted manner. When a person is being annoying, or making an ass out of himself.

Getting drunk and playing mail-box-baseball is widely considered asscockery.

asscockery by Rice-Man September 6, 2008

assloogie 

While engaging in doggie style intercourse the person from behind proceeds to spread the front persons asshole apart while clearing the throat and then drip the flem directly into the unsuspecting anal passage while shoving the index finger in and out mercilessly..

ass drops or ass spit

assloogie by Mattie January 7, 2005

Asscookies

When you let feces dry in your asscrack, it leaves behind asscookies.

"Asscookies are falling out all over the place!"

Asscookies by Josh Pimpington December 16, 2007

asswookie 

Person with a hairy backside

I was making out with my new boyfriends when I found out he was an Asswookie.

asswookie by Barbara September 8, 2003

Asscooch 

1. The area between the vaginal opening and the anus.
2. A synonym for douchebag.
3. A guy who stinks and wears the same shirt every two days, and can occasionally be seen wearing a blouse.
4. a smell that is a combination of both anal and vaginal odors.

1. Dude! I saw her asscooch!

2. Damn asscooch. . .

3. Did you see that asscooch this morning flirting with that girl wayy out of his league?

4. You reek of asscooch!

Asscooch by Martin the Kewl Kid December 9, 2008

asschovie 

The taste left in your mouth after tossing the salad of an unclean partner

dude after tossing her salad I totaly had an asschovie in my mouth

asschovie by zachariah82 April 11, 2008