1 definition by Martin the Kewl Kid

1. The area between the vaginal opening and the anus.
2. A synonym for douchebag.
3. A guy who stinks and wears the same shirt every two days, and can occasionally be seen wearing a blouse.
4. a smell that is a combination of both anal and vaginal odors.
1. Dude! I saw her asscooch!

2. Damn asscooch. . .

3. Did you see that asscooch this morning flirting with that girl wayy out of his league?

4. You reek of asscooch!
by Martin the Kewl Kid October 10, 2008
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