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Assburgers

Assburgers is a fictitious disease which usually affects delusional script kiddies on a global scale. Assburger candidates have usually committed cyber related crimes and upon being arrested claim assburgers as an escape mechanism. This escape mechanism usually fails.

FBI Agent: "You're under arrest for unauthorized computer access..." Anonytard: "I haz assburgers!"

by secdouchebag July 20, 2011