When a frat boy pours beer down the crack of his frat brother's ass while another frat boy drinks it. It's like a beer bong, but instead of a funnel and hose, you use some dude's ass.

Brock: Damn bro, we got wasted last night doing ass bongs!
Brody: I know! Can you believe we did the elephant walk?

Ass bong by GrundleMaster9000 December 31, 2007

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assbogganing

to slide down a flight of stairs on your behind, especially the snow and ice covered steps leading to your own front door.

N.B. this word is an amalgamation of the terms (ass a.k.a. behind) and tobogganing)

son: I never tried assbogganing down our front steps. mom, can i please.

Mom: no, I won't stand for it. Now, if you want to make yourself useful around the house, my favorite idiotager, instead of assbogganing down the front steps, get a shovel and some salt, clean the bloody snow and ice off the front steps. Not as many people as you are as masochistic as to like assbogganing for fun.

son (sulks at his mother, then shoves off to clean the snow and ice off the front steps)

assbogganing by Uncle Dimma February 24, 2013

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assdonger

An asshole or a person that is acting rudely. A complete douchebag.

"Kanye West was such an assdonger at the VMA's!"

assdonger by HannahHuzzah October 6, 2009

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nigerian assbang

A person that hangs out in front of your local gas station selling pictures of lesbian camletoes for three dollars and fifty cents so he can put his kid through school you got me

Person 1 Look at the nigerian assbang person 2 don't buy any pictures from him

nigerian assbang by Rusty trombone January 20, 2017