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Severe Chaffing of your ass as a result of sitting on a dodgy chair for too long.
Man, this chair is giving me some serious assbite.
assbite by Trev & Waf March 31, 2008
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A person who really sucks. A total jerk.
Wow man, you are indeed a assbite
assbite by dasmart one November 19, 2007
One who wins a verbal debate. One who uses words as his weapon or tool to win an argument.
I can never win a debate against Barry! He kicks my ass every time. What an Assbite!
Assbite by SweetSister June 1, 2007
A Person who acts with extreme stupidity and homosexuality. One who enjoys facial contact with the anus.
assbite by EvilPanda December 19, 2003
one who bitres the anal parts
you cocksmokin' assbite, you bit my cocksuckin' ass
assbite by dranem March 4, 2005
Toilet paper that accidentally sticks to someone’s butt instead of flushing down the toilet. It hangs out of the back of an unknowing person’s pants, leaving a brown tattered kite blowing in the wind.
Look at that assclown flying a 6 foot long asskite
asskite by wicked clown March 18, 2004

assbitcher

ass + bitch or aidan murphy
you assbitcher
assbitcher by mboy321 April 28, 2016
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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