assanitting 

assanitting it the action of using ones own buttocks cheeks to knit oneself any array of widely used common knitted items; hats, ham containers, disposable bacon bags.

Henry was able to sit down for a long day of assanitting.

Sean assanit himself a new toque for winter

assanitting by Oscar-rio May 31, 2009

Assanity 

When an ass is so insane that its beyond insanity.

Did you see that girl, that ass is insane, its assanity.

Assanity by Mambomom August 1, 2020

Assbandit 

A guy who prefers another guy's hairy anus over a girl's vagina.

Elton John.

Assbandit by a friend. July 1, 2003

Assbandit 

A gay male who sticks his penis up arses

That Carl is a right Assbandit

Assbandit by biggetybiggetybong May 23, 2003

Assbait 

A person who thinking about messing with underage girls/boys.

"Yo, she's young, leave her alone or you will be assbait in jail".

Assbait by ShumbaMan75 October 20, 2008

assbanditry

n. a foolish or inane act; something annoying and unnecessary

What inane assbanditry is this?!

assbanditry by Jamesly Mulford Q. Mephesto Stafford the IV Warren September 21, 2003

assbanter 

Assbanter is the bantering with someone you consider to be an ass at the time. It's a form of dialog that may be considered passive aggressive, or argumentative in nature.
It can be an exchange of light, playful, teasing remarks; or may be be good-natured raillery. It may also be a tolerant form of dialog where each person strives to be the bigger ass.

Assbanter- bantering with an asshole, also known as an ass.

assbanter by Wordprofessor February 4, 2010