assanitting

assanitting it the action of using ones own buttocks cheeks to knit oneself any array of widely used common knitted items; hats, ham containers, disposable bacon bags.

Henry was able to sit down for a long day of assanitting.

Sean assanit himself a new toque for winter

assanitting by Oscar-rio May 31, 2009

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assanized

it meens to be a tararest panda

Stuart was being an assanized bastered today

assanized by mikey boy January 15, 2006

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assanitting • Assagitated • assanized

Assanitting

when something is uberly beating something else

dood, guitar hero is SO assanitting rock band atm.

Assanitting by ubercorpreal May 31, 2009

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Assagitated

Agitated but a lot more

"I am so assagitated right now because Tesco put their meal deals up by 40p."

Assagitated by Sunflower93 December 31, 2024

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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