1. One who has been paddled ferociously to kinky sex, most men who suffer from this will tend to waddle for the next few days.

2. An insult; see: dipshit, moron, retard, etc.

1. The Jewish man bent over for the whopper of a spank "The Ass Waddling Paddle Master".

2. BIG T: "Hey look a turtle!"
Tiffany: "Thats not a turtle its a cloud you fucking Ass Waddling Paddle Master!!!"

Ass Waddling Paddle Master by Sir Fuzzmo September 1, 2006

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wadtastic-ass-goblin

person of no intelligence whom constantly makes an ass of themselves, or just plain dumbass

sssotlohiefmjn iamthebeast is a wadtastic-ass-goblin

wadtastic-ass-goblin by cb123456789123456789 October 25, 2010

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Asswad

Variation of Asshole. Origin: A Wad of Recently used Toilet Paper.

"You're such an Asswad Jerry!"

Asswad by Hazard October 23, 2003

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asswad

a complete jerk
someone who shoots mouth off when not asked.
a bulge in the rear of your jeans

Look at Jack,he's a complete asswad.

asswad by Mr Lee December 23, 2006

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