A poor disillusioned guy who somehow managed to worm his way through the tangled mess of American politics to become the president for the years 2000-?.
Most noted for:
- choking on a pretzel and nearly causing his own death
- responding to the September 11 attacks by continuing to read a little kid's book
- promising to track down Osama bin Laden
- being convinced that weapons of mass destruction were located nearly everywhere in the Middle East
- deciding to go after Saddam Hussein after bin Laden remained unfound
- staying against pro-choice and gay marriages because of his christian faith
- Hey, is that Bush on the cover of the magazine choking on a pretzel?
- You bet it is!