by radicalryno May 14, 2011
The third most offensive insult someone can receive. see cunt muffin, and cock juggling thunder cunt
by Failbot6669 June 21, 2011
A person who acts like a monster made of Lava, With an Ass for a Face......Its pretty self explanitory.
Person 1:Hey did you see that guy slap a baby sea lion in the face?
Pesron 2:Yea dude. What an Ass Face Lava Monster.
Pesron 2:Yea dude. What an Ass Face Lava Monster.
by 15 mexicans July 26, 2011
Term used to describe an incompetent or negligent driver of motor vehicles other than the current driver's vehicle. May also be used in reference to any politician appearing on TV, in person or just all politicians in general.
(Usage is prominent amongst a select number of bald, overweight and apparently disgruntled white males in the midwestern US.)
(Usage is prominent amongst a select number of bald, overweight and apparently disgruntled white males in the midwestern US.)
"That ass-faced monkey raper just cut me off!!! Honey, please hand me the shotgun, if you please."
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"Bill Clinton is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"
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"George W. Bush is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"
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"Bill Clinton is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"
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"George W. Bush is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"
by FunkPumpkin September 29, 2006
A fat ass rolly polly fuck face who likes shaking hands too hard and grabbing womans private parts.
He used to be in a tv show that probably hightened the number of fat ass perverts like him. What a cunt. What a slag.
Our beautiful fucking president.
He used to be in a tv show that probably hightened the number of fat ass perverts like him. What a cunt. What a slag.
Our beautiful fucking president.
All worship Donald Trump our great fat ass fuck faced president
All fuck up and shit on your nazi asses! HAil the church of the supreme donald and the support from the church of scientology. mental health
dosent exist dum asses.
All fuck up and shit on your nazi asses! HAil the church of the supreme donald and the support from the church of scientology. mental health
dosent exist dum asses.
by LikeDAtAssSHit October 1, 2019
wearing your ass on your face to forcibly implant your face into your ass similar to having a foot in your ass but much more severe
by littlejimmie December 7, 2019
Term used when someone walks unknowingly into an area where someone has just crop dusted with their mouth open. Leaving the person feeling as though they had just been stabbed in the face with someone's ass matter.
Bob wondered who open ass face shanked him in aisle 3 of the grocery store.
Bill thought farting in mary's cubicle would be a funny open ass face shank.
Bill thought farting in mary's cubicle would be a funny open ass face shank.
by Theßeave October 17, 2011