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ass to the face 

when you are laying on the ground and a man runs up to you and rubs his ass in your face while shiting
hey bam is go ing to give that guy an ass to the face
ass to the face by ben freeman June 12, 2008

ass-face to the wind 

A state of total fluster and/or confusion.
I'm totally ass-face to the wind right now, don't ask me for directions!
ass-face to the wind by joshula December 9, 2008

what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back 

what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back a harsh insult to tell someone how ugly they are and they should take their ugly face elsewhere
my friend was making fun of a fat woman the other day he said to her

what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back

it was mean and it was hilarious

Face Down Ass up That’s the way we like to Fuuckk 

Southern way of of saying you like to fuck with a face down and an ass up
Boy 1: “Yee Yee
Boy 2: “Face down Ass up that’s the way we like to Fuuckk.”
Boy 1’s sister: “Yea that’s right”

ass-faced to the wind 

in a state of complete confusion and/or fluster
I'm so ass-faced to the wind right now I don't even know what's going on!
ass-faced to the wind by Joshula January 31, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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