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jizz on my ass 

When a hot bloke spunks his wallpaper paste on your big black fat bum ...
Can we have sex so you jizz on my ass
jizz on my ass by Instincts74 August 21, 2017

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jizz on my ass 

When a hot fecking dude shoots his load all over your glorious ass... its hot and then it goes fecking cold n claggy... eeewww

But it's nice 😋
So I met him in a bar... he was cute.. we bonked and he shot his load all over my ass up a back alley... sweeeet!

He jizz on my ass!
jizz on my ass by Naughtynikki August 21, 2017
When you have rough sex with your wife and you cum in her ass and the next time she goes to take a shit its all white and sticky.
i bet suzy will have assjizz in the morning
assjizz by Caflisch22 May 4, 2006

Assjizzer 

Someone that drops an alarming amount jizz in another person's ass.
Gavin: "Did you hear what Kris was saying to that guy earlier, typical assjizzer behavior."
David: "Yeah but he still thinks he's a Daddy."
Assjizzer by wangllama January 31, 2022

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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