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assizzle 

Yo nizzle, you totally kizzled his assizzle.
assizzle by ghost August 1, 2003
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austin butts’ handmade fashion brand, endorsed by various rappers and celebrities such as kanye west and asap rocky, also infamously takes 2 years to ship packages
guy 1: “yo are those asspizza jeans?”
guy 2: “yeah, 2019
guy 1: “damn you already got your 2019 package?”
asspizza by spriiite February 24, 2021
A anus decorated with glitter and jewels similar to a vajazzle.
She rubbed her vajazzle on my butt so much I think i got a assjazzle!
assjazzle by remoraid May 16, 2011

asshizznass 

I'm gunna kick that asshizznass of yours!
asshizznass by ][-Zeer0-][ October 5, 2003

Assjizzer 

Someone that drops an alarming amount jizz in another person's ass.
Gavin: "Did you hear what Kris was saying to that guy earlier, typical assjizzer behavior."
David: "Yeah but he still thinks he's a Daddy."
Assjizzer by wangllama January 31, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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