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When a person (especially a customer) stands behind you, asking questions, while you're bent over doing a task.
Customer (seeks someone bent over): "Excuse me, where are your kids books? Oh, wait, do you work here?"

Bookseller #1: *Gets up* "They are right over there."

Bookseller #1 to Bookseller #2: "Why did she ass-chat me instead of waiting until I got up, or just ask you?"
ass-chat by McCloskey February 4, 2010
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scrub ass chat bitch 

Someone who is indeed a scrub while holding the title of a chat bitch.
fuck you scrub ass chat bitch kys!

chat ass 

Occurs when people spend way too much time infront of the computer chatting and eating snacks. The ass gets bigger and contours perfectly to the chair.
From behind it resembles (___|___)
person 1: I'm hoping to land me a job staring at a pc all day.
person 2: Yeah that would be great, but you'll end up with chat ass.
chat ass by piranicon November 7, 2004

boring ass group chat 

Damn the group chat with Riley, deven, Natalie, deven, and Jaelyn is a boring ass group chat

Ass Chatty

Them beans made me Ass Chatty
Ass Chatty by Nick Scalini November 27, 2013

ass chatter 

When one has gas that produces a series of short, loud farts.
The Taco Bell I ate for lunch gave me a bad case of the ass chatter.
ass chatter by Mr. Bubblehead March 22, 2005

Hottest Ass in The Chatterbox 

One with a really hot ass who basically rules the chatterbox forum located on the popular anime-based website: Gaiaonline.com tbh...damn (also commonly known by the alias of EAT/SNIFF/ect. MY BALLS GAlAONLINE).
newfag: wtf...who's that newfag shitting everywhere with his patsy ass?
wisefag: dude... thats the hottest ass in the chatterbox...
newfag: you mean EAT/SNIFF/ect. MY BALLS GAlAONLINE?
wisefag: yeah...he has a really hot ass tbh... damn.
newfag: ...damn.