ass-chat

When a person (especially a customer) stands behind you, asking questions, while you're bent over doing a task.

Customer (seeks someone bent over): "Excuse me, where are your kids books? Oh, wait, do you work here?"

Bookseller #1: *Gets up* "They are right over there."

Bookseller #1 to Bookseller #2: "Why did she ass-chat me instead of waiting until I got up, or just ask you?"

by McCloskey February 4, 2010

scrub ass chat bitch

Someone who is indeed a scrub while holding the title of a chat bitch.

fuck you scrub ass chat bitch kys!

by shon-sama and dureiku-sama December 15, 2015

chat ass

Occurs when people spend way too much time infront of the computer chatting and eating snacks. The ass gets bigger and contours perfectly to the chair.
From behind it resembles (___|___)

person 1: I'm hoping to land me a job staring at a pc all day.
person 2: Yeah that would be great, but you'll end up with chat ass.

by piranicon November 7, 2004

boring ass group chat

This one.

Damn the group chat with Riley, deven, Natalie, deven, and Jaelyn is a boring ass group chat

by Big boy 6969696969 September 29, 2019