When a person (especially a customer) stands behind you, asking questions, while you're bent over doing a task.
Customer (seeks someone bent over): "Excuse me, where are your kids books? Oh, wait, do you work here?"
Bookseller #1: *Gets up* "They are right over there."
Bookseller #1 to Bookseller #2: "Why did she ass-chat me instead of waiting until I got up, or just ask you?"
Slang meaning, "converted to Roman Catholicism." The Tiber being a river that runs through Rome and thus "swimming" over to the Vatican side.
Guy#1: I've never seen you before, Are you new to this Church?
Guy#2: Yes, I've just recently swum the Tiber.
Guy#1: Oh, congrats, what were you before?
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