When someone shits in your mouth and push it through the gaps in your teeth mmmm yum
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Oi u fat shit stop ass waffling
by hagrids a pedo69 March 21, 2014
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The process of spreading your ass cheeks and closing them onto someones nose, and then sharting a little bit.
" HAHAHAHAHA... Last night at my friend's sleep over, I gave someone an ass waffle"
by Skitterbon pancakes January 16, 2012
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The act of giving a rimjob while said persons ass is covered in maple syrup, and waffle mix.
I was forced to give a man an ass waffle in prison, this I shall never forget.
by bigwade August 24, 2006
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(Noun) An analogy to describe the look of one's Ass Hole to that of a Blue Waffle.

(Adjective) A description the feeling of disgust about another persons actions or appearance.
"I hope Brittany Spears vagina doesn't look as bad as her Ass-Waffle."

"The way that the 2012 presidential race was handled was one big Ass-Waffle."

"Saying that girl had a butterface was very considerate, saying she has one big Ass-Waffle of a face was much more true."
by March1392 October 30, 2012
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the impression that is left on a girls ass after she has pressed it against a chain link fence to have sex with a man on the opposide side of the fence
That Army/Airforce girl was so hard up for dick she got waffle ass fucking that detainee
by Bucca Bandit August 27, 2008
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The Impression of a chain link fence that is left on a girls ass after she has had sex with someone through the sex.
That Army/Airforce girl was so hard up for dick she got a waffle ass from that Detainee
by Flightdoc August 9, 2008
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