Track-ass-bitch 

Any person who is on the receiving end of a belligerent drunks attempt to stir a fight

i.e. Drunk John says, "hey buddy you wanna start something" the buddy would be a Track-ass-bitch

Track-ass-bitch by Maxx and Kyle July 30, 2008

ass of the track team 

a person loved by all who TRULY know him/her and is put on this earth for the sole purpose of giving hilarious entertainment. often misunderstood at first, but given time, will win you over. falls a lot, can't seem to walk in a straight line without busting his/her ass. witty, comical, and often uses outdated phrases that no one gets but still gets a good laugh because of his/her apparent stupidity. made fun of constantly, but usually in a good natured way. this person will usually come off as a weirdo, outcast, loser, etc. but if you give them a chance, you will not regret it!

1. -hey look at that girl who just got hugged by a flannel-wearing bear and almost shit herself!
-yep, must be the ass of the track team.
2.-why is that girl carrying around a decrepit Navajo blanket?
-idk, must be the ass of the track team.
3.-"where the hell did Katie gallop off to?"
-"you're the fuckin ass of the track team, im right here, dumbass."

ass of the track team by aottt 0 August 5, 2010

ass tracks

The stains a butt and upper thigh region leave behind after abandoning its seat. Stains usually consist of sweat and resemble tire tracks. It is rare to spot ass tracks, as the thin layer of sweat normally dries very quickly.

Gabby: "The fuck? Did that girl just piss on that chair?"
Delia: "No. She just left some ass tracks. They'll dry in a second."

ass tracks by argonaht July 10, 2011

TackHead Ass 

a lame-o no mater what the gender that does useless things and makes useless moves.

His tackhead ass brought the dipaers , but left the baby.

TackHead Ass by Ang13Chicago February 24, 2023

you trace roberts having ass nigga 

a fuck nigga who is down for anything; angry barbaric butt sex, goon challenges, super semen time, freaky frank fucking time and gay sex with guacamole nigga penises.

ray:"you trace roberts having ass nigga".
"damn bro my bad im just into everything freaky".
ray:"all good twin love you bro".

you trace roberts having ass nigga by ni double g a June 13, 2025

Tack in the ass 

A pain in the ass, an inconvenience.

Dealing with insurance companies is always a tack in the ass.

Tack in the ass by Detroitrockcity March 4, 2017

asstracks 

Streaks of shit that are left on the rear side of a toilet seat. They are usually left by an unsanitary wanker who doesn't clean up after him/her self. A sanitary individual who would like to use that toilet must then remove the asstracks with a moist towlette or equivalent.

I really had to use the public restroom, but I couldn't clean off the asstracks.

asstracks by frankieman June 23, 2005