ass to the face
when you are laying on the ground and a man runs up to you and rubs his ass in your face while shiting
ass to the face by ben freeman June 12, 2008
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ass to the face • ass-face to the wind • ass-faced to the wind • what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back • Face Down Ass up That’s the way we like to Fuuckk • ass to the grass • Ass to the lips • ass to the wall • put your ass to the rhinestone • up your ass & to the left
what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back
what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back a harsh insult to tell someone how ugly they are and they should take their ugly face elsewhere
Face Down Ass up That’s the way we like to Fuuckk
Boy 1: “Yee Yee”
Boy 2: “Face down Ass up that’s the way we like to Fuuckk.”
Boy 1’s sister: “Yea that’s right”
Boy 2: “Face down Ass up that’s the way we like to Fuuckk.”
Boy 1’s sister: “Yea that’s right”
Face Down Ass up That’s the way we like to Fuuckk by pillow theft October 8, 2018
Utility beer
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Oinking
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026