ass packer

n. One who packs any object into his or any other mans rectal cavity. Generally one that is called an "ass packer" is known for engaging in intercourse with another male (i.e. fucking him up the ass) although the penis-to-anus contact is not necessary for one to be dubbed an "ass packer"

"Sam Compton is such an ass packer. He'll stick anything up there"

ass packer by skinanbones08 May 13, 2005

Ass Packer

One who packs guys in the ass

Allen Hamilton is an Ass packer

Ass Packer by matt April 9, 2003

Ass Packer

One who packs another males ass, it's an insult so they don't really need to for you to call them it.

Someone calls you stupid...
You say, "Shut up ya stupid ass packer

Ass Packer by Vanilla Gorilla January 25, 2005

volcanic nazi ass packer 

someone who someone constantly does something annoying, and ignorant. Knowing he/she is annoying but doesn't care and continues doing it regardless of the warnings he/she has gotten.

"Man, Ted was being a Volcanic Nazi Ass Packer in gym class today."

volcanic nazi ass packer by The_DonTron October 22, 2013

puckers my ass 

Also "puckers my asshole." An expression of great displeasure at being ripped off or cheated that revives itself each time one thinks about it. An expression of anger in response to a lingering grudge.

It was senior discount day at the Salvation Army today, and they still wouldn't give me the discount on that piece of shit vacuum even though it's been sitting there for a whole damn week. That really puckers my ass!

puckers my ass by Shabidoo June 20, 2019

asspacker 

a person who takes it in the ass

1 the queer eye guys are asspackers.
2 ally your such an asspacker u butfucked ted

asspacker by jsjsjsjsjs May 18, 2005

asspacker 

Homosexual male. Some synonyms are gaylord, fudgepacker, bum pirate, ... basically a super gay dude who has anal sex with another cakeboy.

Jeff, you are such an old 'effin asspacker.

Barry, why are you and Jeff such flaming asspackers? Stop having man on man sex together everyday!

asspacker by FraserFras May 20, 2005