Ass mullet

Business in the front party in the rear. When your ass hair sticks out 6+ inches when your balls are trimmed nice.

Jason offered an ass mullet hair for dental floss it’s that long.

Ass mullet by SarahKelly April 19, 2020

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Ass-Hair Mullet

An Ass-Hair Mullet is the hair thats located on a persons lower-back above the waistline or the "small" of the back. An Ass-Hair Mullet is when this patch of fur or body hair is pronounced, thick with growth, or is particularly volumous and impossible to conceal or ignore without grooming. Also known verbally as an Ass-Crack Mullet depedending on which region of USA this slang term is used.

Ex. Thomas has elected against upgrading to the office furniture the company has purchased for us since he has an Ass-Hair Mullet so thick, pelt-like and cushiony he has no need for an ergonomic desk chair with adjustable lumbar support.

Ass-Hair Mullet by Gaunche January 1, 2022

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Ass-Hair Mullet

An Ass-Hair Mullet is the hair thats located on a persons lower-back above the waistline or the "small" of the back. An Ass-Hair Mullet is when this patch of fur or body hair is pronounced, thick with growth, or is particularly volumous and impossible to conceal or ignore without grooming. Also known verbally as an Ass-Crack Mullet depedending on which region of USA this slang term is used.

Ex. Thomas has elected to not upgrade to the new office furniture the company has purchased for us since he has an ass-hair mullet so pelt-like, thick, and cushiony he has no need for an ergonomic desk chair with adjustable lumbar support.

Ass-Hair Mullet by Gaunche January 1, 2022

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Ass Mallet

Variation of "Asshammer". Somebody who exists purely to pound on ass (see "malletize"). Usually a gay man or somebody who is suspected of being gay.

Noah: I think Garrett likes the cock.
Chris: What an ass mallet!

Ass Mallet by C2Y August 6, 2005

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ass mallet

Another term for an asshole.

{Seen on a drone aerial video on YouTube}:

While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:

♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your βµṁ#Ø£€** to your ṕ€nµs

♪ Some ass mallet pee'd on a fembot!!! ♪
{~850ms pause}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪

ass mallet by Telephony September 17, 2021

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assmullet

1. asshole (when used as an insult)

2. the hair between your ass cheeks

1. You're an assmullet!

2. Did you shave your assmullet?

assmullet by D.M. July 14, 2003

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