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A long group of hair protraying a mullet that is protruding from ones ass
Chris is a poop stabber who likes it when his men have ass mullets
by byrd June 16, 2004

Words related to ass mullet

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1. asshole (when used as an insult)

2. the hair between your ass cheeks
1. You're an assmullet!

2. Did you shave your assmullet?
by D.M. July 14, 2003