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ass manage 

A person or behavior that brings the concept of micro manage to its logical culmination, that is, one who subjects complete and total anal domination over someone's ass or a collective group of asses.

colloquial
What a pimp does.
THOMAS: "My retardistic boss said that not only did I forget to properly format my TPS report, but I also used the stapler incorrectly in attaching it to the memo and should begin using Rogaine to 'offset the onset of premature balding'."
RICHARD: "Wow. It sounds like you're getting ass managed."
HARRISON: "Yes, this guy is definitely an ass manager."

I have to ass manage these hoes on 21st and Lewis.
ass manage by Danfield August 15, 2006
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ass manager 

1. One who manages his/her anus to a high level of cleanliness
2. One who manages more than one anus at any given time, can also be described as an assmaster
3. One who has auhority over alot of anus's asif some sort of keeper of anus's only with permission are u allowed to use one.
1.T dude "Geeze this girl i went down had a seriously nice analhole, I was almost sure she was a definite ass manager"

2.P dude " Haha man I was loving it the other night I got three hot chicks and was managing their poop chute's all at the same time, fuck yeah"

3.M dude "I went upto this hot gurl last week and said you have a seriouesly nice ass wanna fuck, She said I should really speak to the ass manager about my request.
I was like wtf is an ass manager?"
ass manager by T Tone May 15, 2007

Management Ass 

The pain you get in your ass from sitting down too long.
I been sitting here playing video games for so long, I've gotten management ass.
Management Ass by HikerMan September 5, 2016
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026