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could not hold that dick up my ass any longer 

phrase used to express the inability to tolerate the boiling frustration/anger that someone's unbereable personaliby (or actions) brings upon you any longer
-so.... why did you break up with her/him?
-Cuz every day he/she had to start a fucking fight over the most stupid things!;If it was not the way I dressed, then It was the way I talked, or the friends I hanged out with...
-wow, really?

- yeah; I just could not hold that dick up my ass any longer! so I ended it

asslagger 

Get out of the way asslagger.
asslagger by metabollic666 August 25, 2008

assflogger 

a person who enjoys spanking of the ass.
dude, hes such an assflogger...look at him smackin up on that girl while fucking her doggy style.
assflogger by lauren February 7, 2004

Assslogger

When ass becomes you. Because your ass you do whatever it takes to be gay. For stuff being gay you slog too gay.
Asssloogger you dont know too hard like a cat and a dog too hard too dumb... Assslogger
Assslogger by Candollwick May 1, 2021

Asshogger 

A person who likes ass. When he wants ass, he gets ass.
Joe is such an Asshogger
Asshogger by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! October 27, 2022

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026