ass logger 

1. Someone who likes too fuck asses.

2. A gay man.

3. A fun insult to call you friend.

(Me) You know how I know your gay?
(Friend) How?
(Me) Because you are an ass logger.

ass logger by upthedownside August 7, 2012

could not hold that dick up my ass any longer 

phrase used to express the inability to tolerate the boiling frustration/anger that someone's unbereable personaliby (or actions) brings upon you any longer

-so.... why did you break up with her/him?
-Cuz every day he/she had to start a fucking fight over the most stupid things!;If it was not the way I dressed, then It was the way I talked, or the friends I hanged out with...
-wow, really?

- yeah; I just could not hold that dick up my ass any longer! so I ended it

could not hold that dick up my ass any longer by lazy_freak154 October 24, 2010

asslagger 

a really slow person.

Get out of the way asslagger.

asslagger by metabollic666 August 25, 2008

assflogger 

a person who enjoys spanking of the ass.

dude, hes such an assflogger...look at him smackin up on that girl while fucking her doggy style.

assflogger by lauren February 7, 2004

Assslogger

When ass becomes you. Because your ass you do whatever it takes to be gay. For stuff being gay you slog too gay.

Asssloogger you dont know too hard like a cat and a dog too hard too dumb... Assslogger

Assslogger by Candollwick May 1, 2021

Asshogger 

A person who likes ass. When he wants ass, he gets ass.

Joe is such an Asshogger

Asshogger by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! October 27, 2022