ass lazor 

A lazor fired from one's ass

Person 1: I totaly ass lazored while craping last night.
Person 2: Did it hurt?
Person 1: No, it broke my toilet though.

ass lazor by Bah!!!1!!! December 11, 2009

Ass Labor 

Difficulty and extended time to pass poop.

Sorry I'm late fellas, I was in serious "ass labor" for 4o minutes.

Ass Labor by Case A October 24, 2020