ass jump

when a basketball player takes a handy help in the ass

dunk with ass jump

ass jump by joaovictar987 November 29, 2013

Jump through my ass 

Used primarily in the military as a term similar to "jump through hoops."

A long arduous bureaucratic process.

Man, I had to jump through my ass to get stationed in San Diego

Jump through my ass by SFMC May 24, 2009

Jump up my ass 

a more subtle term of go fuck your self

johns care breaks down at a red light, he get out and asks the fella behind him to help push his car off the road. the guy responsjust call a tow truck dumbass. so john replys to him hey why dont you jump up my ass!!

Jump up my ass by the dame duck May 15, 2009

jump out your ass 

To give something your all.

Tom wanted to win so bad that he will "jump out your ass" to do it.

jump out your ass by jokawood May 16, 2014

Jump up my ass 

Jump up my Ass
(Southern US slang) A verbal berating, often in public among one's peers. When a person in a superior position belittles and/or humiliates you.

Jeez, did Sergeant Major really need to Jump up my Ass like that? All I did was mix up some ammonia and bleach so I could clean the floor of the barracks!

Jump up my ass by VirgilVulpes December 4, 2021

Jump in yo ass 

When you wanna scrap with someone who is talking mad shit, getting disrespectful, or steps to you with an attitude.

John: You a punk ass bitch Michael.

Michael: You better shut the hell up John before I start to jump in yo ass.

Jump in yo ass by Chupapi16 February 20, 2023

jump through your ass 

Military slang meaning to get moving ASAP, and/or do the impossible.

"You better jump through your ass and get that shit squared away!"
"The CO wants us to jump through our asses and get this M777 repaired before daybreak!"

jump through your ass by Fuzzbean January 26, 2024