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2.
hemorrhoids
If you push too hard, you might pop ass grapes. Therefore; you should maintain a diet high in fibre.
by cherry_bomb September 18, 2008
 
1.
a small turd; alternately a hemroid
I thought I could go, but all I managed was a little ass grape.

After accidentally drinking the whole bottle of Kaopectate, I gave myself an ass grape trying to crap.
by Bad Billy November 26, 2003
 
3.
toilet paper that has been left behind while wippeing the ass and have harded.
by MP February 28, 2003
 
4.
hemorohoids
my hemmorids are so bad, it looks like someone pasted grapes to my bung hole
by annemarie January 17, 2003