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big ass got gassed! 

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Something people say when an overweight person attempts to do something an athletic person can do and fails miserably because they're out of shape.
Bobby: "Look at that pear-shaped dude trying to climb that rope!!"
Sean: "And he falls!"
In unison - "Big Ass got gassed!!"
big ass got gassed! by von groovy April 28, 2019
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Gassy-ass • Gassy Ass Syndrome • big ass got gassed! • Gassy Fucking Ass • G”ass”lighter • assgassination • ass • ass pirate • ass crack • ass rape

Gassy Ass Syndrome 

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An internal deadly (for the one who smells the farts) colon rotting disease that when released out of the anus smells akin to a dying animal in a sewer full of rotten boiled eggs. Only 1/1000 people have this horrible disease. Famous painter, Jacques Felipe Rogiar, died from smelling noxious gas released by his assistant, Georgio, who had Gassy Ass Syndrome.
Charlie Sheen: Goddamn. What is that horrible smell?
Some dude: Sorry bro, I got gassy ass syndrome.
Charlie Sheen: Fuck man. That is deadly! Go to a doctor for christ sakes!
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Gassy Fucking Ass 

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It’s then your Fart is so load, everybody in the room starts to shit
Ah shit he did a Gassy Fucking Ass
Gassy Fucking Ass by That Aaa May 22, 2019
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G-ass 

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Goof ass or Gay ass.
"Haha man, you're such a G-ass!"
G-ass by ~jm~ January 20, 2009
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G”ass”lighter

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Someone who continuously gaslights even after being called out.
Being a G”ass”lighter was in Hops nature. “Maybe it’s in your nature” he would say ironically.
G”ass”lighter by Barlananaba April 25, 2022
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assgassination 

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When your using a public loo for a poo and someone goes into the cubicle next to you and does a really nasty loud smelly shit that is so offensive it makes you feel really unwell
I was in the shitters at the metro nipping one off when this guy went in the next cubicle and really dropped his guts, it was loud, splaterry and it stunk, I think it was an assgassination attempt!