13 definitions by Big Jack's Bollocks
Last night was really embarrassing. I used my fart buffer up and shit myself on the way to the night club
by Big Jack's Bollocks May 13, 2017
Sorry dude couldn't make it for lunch, got an Indian takeaway and a six pack of Guinness last night and I've had an arse like a rabbit's nose since this morning, it hasn't stopped twitching
by Big Jack's Bollocks July 7, 2017
"hey bro what do you think of someone that may start world war 3 by constantly provoking a deranged nuclear armed dictator" " Well I'd think they were really dumb, and their actions should be described as Doing a Donald!
by Big Jack's Bollocks September 29, 2017
The term used to describe the state you find yourself in the morning after a night of very heavy drinking
Oh man I shouldn't have moved onto double cocktails after the bar ran out of beer last night, I woke up this morning and I was quivering like a shitting dog!
by Big Jack's Bollocks July 7, 2017
When your using a public loo for a poo and someone goes into the cubicle next to you and does a really nasty loud smelly shit that is so offensive it makes you feel really unwell
I was in the shitters at the metro nipping one off when this guy went in the next cubicle and really dropped his guts, it was loud, splaterry and it stunk, I think it was an assgassination attempt!
by Big Jack's Bollocks June 8, 2018
Used to describe the face of a person who through age, weathering or too much time in the tanning salon has become over leathery.
I really used to fancy that check out woman from Tesco's however it appears that she must have bought a sunbed for herself and used it constantly for the past 3 months. She served me the other day and her face was like a saddlebag with eyes.
by Big Jack's Bollocks May 16, 2017
"Hey bro Fat Susan said you laid her last week", "ok yes I did, I was totally pissed , the bottom line is I'd prefer to keep her as a secret shag"
by Big Jack's Bollocks July 21, 2017