Ass-Fistey Wank 

Fairly self explainiatory, insert fist in rectum and proceed to wank ( Masterbate ) like an old maid.

''Why's the fist so smelly today Kieth?''

''I watching a bit of loose woman and, well you know the score''

''The old Ass-Fistey Wank''

''Bingo, flaccid sir''

Ass-Fistey Wank by Kieth Kieth May 27, 2008

ass fister

1) An insult used commonly behind someones back to describe them as a person.
2) An insult used in a heated debate

1) "Dude, Troy is an ass fister."
2)
Man 1: "your mom"
Man 2: "yeah, great comeback ass fister"

ass fister by JNEWME August 13, 2005

Dick licking ass biting cock fested cunt bubble 

A long ass come back to some one who sucks cock all day and blows bubbles with their cum.

Shut up you-Dick licking ass biting cock fested cunt bubble....

Dick licking ass biting cock fested cunt bubble by James Thacker June 23, 2006

Voluntary assisted dying 

It means that a person can ask a doctor to kill themselves. To do that they must be suffering an illness and have decision making capability. 99.9% of the people who are suffering an illness don't have decision making capability.

Voluntary assisted dying is the best way to kill yourself.

Voluntary assisted dying by OfficeMS July 16, 2023

Assisted Autofelletio 

Background: Autofelletio is the act of performing fellatio on one's self.

The assisted autofelletio is achieved with the help of another person. As one person attempts autofelletio the second person pushes down on the shoulders in unison with the up and down motion of the first person.

The first person can use a free hand to increase stimulation during assisted autofelletio.

Bill: "Last night Jackie didn't want to give me a blow job but she helped me blow myself"

Rob: "You got her to give you assisted autofelletio?"

Bill: "Totally!"

Assisted Autofelletio by Jack Itoff December 22, 2010

Cone-Assisted Banter 

More commonly referred to as C.A.B.

To engage in banter whilst relying on the assistance of a stolen Birmingham city council traffic cone.

Most effective when directed at Bantagonists or Banter Biters

"Guys why is there a cone behind the door? I just bumped into it and almost dropped my waffles!"

M"For Cone-Assisted Banter!"

Cone-Assisted Banter by ***Welshy*** February 25, 2009

Ice-Assisted Banter

The act of freezing an item of pivotal importance to a flatmate in an ice-cream tub full of water for no good reason other than banter.

Often used as a good sequel to an episode of cone-assisted banter, especially when directed at the same Banter-biter or Bantagonist. It can be used as an isolated piece of banter or as a part of a larger bantathon.

"Guys, why are my toaster tongs set in a massive block of ice? did you do it to annoy me?"

"No, for Ice-assisted banter"

Ice-Assisted Banter by ***Welshy*** March 8, 2009