This is what you add to the end of a fortune you get from a
fortune cookie at a Chinese food restaurant. There is always some
asshole that tells you to add "in bed" at the end. That is
weak.
Marvin: what did your fortune say?
Charlie: It says "You will soon find great pleasure with a dildo up your
ass"
Marvin: You don't have to be a turd tapping
dickhead.
Charlie: Fuck this Chinese food bullshit. Let's go to Mountain Mikes for Pizza next time.
Marvin: OK