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This is what you add to the end of a fortune you get from a fortune cookie at a Chinese food restaurant. There is always some asshole that tells you to add "in bed" at the end. That is weak.
Marvin: what did your fortune say?
Charlie: It says "You will soon find great pleasure with a dildo up your ass"
Marvin: You don't have to be a turd tapping dickhead.
Charlie: Fuck this Chinese food bullshit. Let's go to Mountain Mikes for Pizza next time.
Marvin: OK
by Apocalypto March 14, 2011