(v.) A game where the objective is to use an erect penis as a dart and another person's ass as the dart board. A "bulls-eye" in this game is defined by anal penetration.

Yo Josh, that game of assdarts me and your sister played last night was intense, I scored 5 bulls-eyes!!!!

assdarts by lkojoju July 21, 2006

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assdarts

(v.) to have anal sex. See buggery

Elitist and the foreign goat.

assdarts by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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