An infant or small child that was birthed from his mother's ass instead of the vagina. Usually very emotional and hard to entertain. They maintain a general smell to them as well, as if they never bathe.
Holy shit spencer, I can smell your ass child from the drive-way.
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I hope I never have to raise any ass children of my own.
OR
I hope I never have to raise any ass children of my own.
by Tar-Baby January 14, 2010
Get the ass childrenmug.