Ass Chaff 

Ass Chaff is the detrius which is flung against the bowl when you fart while shitting. Often acompanied by a loud bowl barker. Often your only hope of warding off a rump ranger or bum ninja ... in this case you hope bowl barking occurs.

1. Dude I blew some serious ass chaff from those taco's at lunch.

2. OMG Jim, I was so drunk last night when the resident ass bandit tried to rape me I couldn't move, luckily for me I was so scared I blew ass chaff when he yanked my shorts down. Otherwise ... I'd have been turd burgled

Ass Chaff by The Piedbald Wordsmith August 25, 2010

Ass chafe 

When your ass starts to burn and sweat, making it difficult to walk normally. Can be caused by reckless wiping, walking for long periods of time, or a combo of both. Usually occurs after one takes a shit. A common side effect is a smelly ass, that may or may not be noticeable to others. You can temporarily relieve a chaffing ass by going to the bathroom and wiping the sweat off your ass.

Shawn took a shit this morning and around the fifth hour of his shift at work, he developed a bad case of ass chafe.

Ass chafe by Cheeto Dust January 6, 2017

Chafa ass

Member of an enemy gang. From the word "chavala".

A la vierga lo chafa ass!

Chafa ass by Lil Lowk October 9, 2023

asschaffiritis 

Severe ass chaffing to the point of crying.

I have the worst case of asschaffiritis from this heat!!

asschaffiritis by Chrisboren270 August 18, 2017

asschaff 

the bits of toilet stuck in your ass after you wipe it! hehehe

you piece of asschaff

asschaff by Anonymous August 28, 2003