A brown treat ejected from your asshole. That travels in speeds less than 1 mph. After slipping out of the anal cave it hits water creating massive tidal waves, while drenching your poop hole at the same time. The best ones contain corn and or nuts.
I opened my brown eye and out came 5 ass brownies. A new personal best!
by poopieweinerhole April 13, 2010
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Anal sex without the use of lube, when the receiving partner is constipated.
Jackie did not want to have anal sex because she was constipated, but Aditya convinced her to have a Dry Ass-Brownies.
by Bone Smuggler February 19, 2010
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A fucking fat turd that wont flush

A fatass dark kid.

Can also be used to refer to a fat nigger.
I clogged the toilet with a fat ass brownie!

Damn that kid is a brownie!

That fat brownie stole my bike!
by Pako Delgado March 10, 2008
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A mass produced brownie that claims to be "thick as a nigga" typically made with 60% cacao, the brownies are typically very thick and tasty. Their ad campaign, makes typical 'nigger jokes' such as "thick as a nigga...and half as stupid".
Dude, I ate some thick ass nigga brownies today, they were awesome!

"Thick as a nigga, and pays rent!"
by brownieman December 1, 2009
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