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1. ass towel
A used towel, discovered when an unsuspecting wet person reaches for it and dries his face in what feels and smells like ass.
I took two showers today, I got burned on an ass towel.
by gunshow Feb 11, 2005 add a video
2. ass towel
A complete and utter tosspot, one insult above asshat.
You absolute ass towel
by tartpumper Feb 2, 2004 add a video
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