by bobsburger January 1, 2017
Person 1: You dirty bombastic bitch
Person 2: Ohhhh no tf you didn't ..... Your ass is grass and i'm gonna mow it
Person 2: Ohhhh no tf you didn't ..... Your ass is grass and i'm gonna mow it
by Ass is grass October 13, 2015
1) The chant of the infamous "Sled Gang", this phrase is frequently used before severely injuring oneself, and ultimately ending up as an unforgettable meme that will forever float around the internet.
2) A phrase used by autistic teenage gypsy's who have given up on life and come to terms with the fact that they will never amount to anything. A clear indicator of a degenerative Disease
2) A phrase used by autistic teenage gypsy's who have given up on life and come to terms with the fact that they will never amount to anything. A clear indicator of a degenerative Disease
1) Dan the Meme Man: "Hey it's Dan the Meme Man. You know, you only live once, so Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast.
Mall Security: " If you go down this escalator, I will call the police on you"
Dan the Meme Man: *Sleds down the escalator anyway, not giving a single fuck*
Fellow Sled Gang Member: "Dan go run!!! Sled Gang! Sled Gang! Sled Gang!"
2) John: "Hey Michael, I heard you were the only one in our grade who didn't get into college. I'm sorry bro."
Michael: "It's alright bruh, I'm just gonna Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast."
John: "Oh no, it's retarded."
Mall Security: " If you go down this escalator, I will call the police on you"
Dan the Meme Man: *Sleds down the escalator anyway, not giving a single fuck*
Fellow Sled Gang Member: "Dan go run!!! Sled Gang! Sled Gang! Sled Gang!"
2) John: "Hey Michael, I heard you were the only one in our grade who didn't get into college. I'm sorry bro."
Michael: "It's alright bruh, I'm just gonna Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast."
John: "Oh no, it's retarded."
by Tangi Boi December 5, 2017
coined by celebrity dan the meme man. the phrase of the infamous and genius "sled gang," as seen in a meme on youtube
you know, you only live once, so eat ass, smoke grass, and sled fast.
by aardvarks are legend November 24, 2018
The saying states that if a man is providing a ride or transportation for a girl. She must have common courtesy to supply the man with one of 3 things in return. 1. Grass (Marijuana) 2.Gas (Fuel for his vehicle 3. Ass (Intercourse). If she doesn't give him 1 or more of these 3 things then she would not be able to get a ride. Hence the term nobody rides for free. This became a slang in the mid 1970's when hitchikers would hitch rides down interstate routes. This term applys to homosexual males who want the same 3 options given to a man passanger. Typically a girl would pay with ass due to the fact she doesn't have funds hence why she is hitch hiking for a ride. So her ass is the only asset she can use to get transportation from point A to point B. This still happens today. In fact more then ever. So if you see a girl hitch hiking be sure to apply the gas, ass or grass tactic in your adventures. You may score gas for your ride, some grass to smoke. or usually the most appreciated of the 3. the good old sacred anal sex. So enjoy and proceed on.
Ashley- Hey wait!!
John- Hey whats wrong?
Ashley- I am stranded here in the interstate. I have to walk 105 miles till I get home. my car broke.
John- oh, im so sorry. Do you want a ride?
Ashley- Oh my gosh yes. please. your a life saver
John- But of course Gas, Ass or Grass. Nobody rides for free.
Ashley- Oh I don't have Money on me and I don't smoke.
John- well i don't know then. i guess i cant help
Ashley- No wait, ill give you the ass. i don't want to walk please.
John- Get in
Ashley proceeds to fuck john in the back of his chevy Tahoe until he cums in her mouth and then this will pay for fare of the ride he is providing her. Pretty curel tactic but it is applied often. especially in low population exposed areas without a lot of foot traffic.
John- Hey whats wrong?
Ashley- I am stranded here in the interstate. I have to walk 105 miles till I get home. my car broke.
John- oh, im so sorry. Do you want a ride?
Ashley- Oh my gosh yes. please. your a life saver
John- But of course Gas, Ass or Grass. Nobody rides for free.
Ashley- Oh I don't have Money on me and I don't smoke.
John- well i don't know then. i guess i cant help
Ashley- No wait, ill give you the ass. i don't want to walk please.
John- Get in
Ashley proceeds to fuck john in the back of his chevy Tahoe until he cums in her mouth and then this will pay for fare of the ride he is providing her. Pretty curel tactic but it is applied often. especially in low population exposed areas without a lot of foot traffic.
by GM123 November 15, 2014
by Bullhand May 24, 2016