When being drunk as a skunk is taken to the next level & can no longer describe your state of drunken shenanigans! Typically occurs during epic nights at Jake's Bar in the Dub-C. Gettin' wasted while slammin' down $1 beers and continuously & sporadically shouting out "skunk-asssssss drunk!!" to your homies. Dwayne just stands behind the bar shaking his head, adjusts his wristbands, smooths out his fu manchu, pours another beer, flips you off, tells you to go fuck yourself, grins like a son-of-a-beoootch!
Rush- "skunk-ass drunk!!!!"
Niner- "skunk-ass drunk!!!!"
Rush- "I just put $5 in the juke box! 20 throw-back jams!!"
Niner- "Fuck you Dwayne!! Gimme another highlife & a shot of Jack!!"
Rush- "skunk-asssssss drunk!!!!"
Niner- "skunk-asssssss drunk!!!!"
Niner- "skunk-ass drunk!!!!"
Rush- "I just put $5 in the juke box! 20 throw-back jams!!"
Niner- "Fuck you Dwayne!! Gimme another highlife & a shot of Jack!!"
Rush- "skunk-asssssss drunk!!!!"
Niner- "skunk-asssssss drunk!!!!"
by rush4psu October 5, 2014
You drunk..like you don't know what you're talking bout and if you do it's nonsense or you just talking to be talking or doing some for no reason
by Bihh March 6, 2016
"Oh, man! I got piss-ass drunk from drinking too much chocolate milk! Believe me, I'm from East Tenneessee, and you'll find some of the weirdest mother @#$%ers there.
by ColonelJ February 1, 2004
When one is so drunk, one is willing to place a rocket-like firecracker between one's butt cheeks and fire it off.
"What ho, stout Yeoman? Might I infer by thine Countenance that thou hast been tempted by The Drink?"
"Verily! In celebrating somewhat belatedly Her Royal Highness' Golden Jubilee, my Compatriots and I didst become so emboldened as to consequently suffer the following Reproach of a fine and honest Gentlewoman: 'Ye Gods, you Vagabonds, but you have become ass-rocket drunk!'"
"Verily! In celebrating somewhat belatedly Her Royal Highness' Golden Jubilee, my Compatriots and I didst become so emboldened as to consequently suffer the following Reproach of a fine and honest Gentlewoman: 'Ye Gods, you Vagabonds, but you have become ass-rocket drunk!'"
by newton64 April 4, 2008
1.Some one who's drunk and they fell on their ass.
2.Some one who's so stupid that they hooked up with a girl just cuz they were hot and he was drunk.
3.Any idiotic asshole guy who's drunk.
2.Some one who's so stupid that they hooked up with a girl just cuz they were hot and he was drunk.
3.Any idiotic asshole guy who's drunk.
by Anonymous April 8, 2003
by slangmang October 2, 2012
1. A song by Nicki Minaj and Big Sean, actually called "Dance A$$" but while shitfaced the name is often misinterpreted as being "Drunk Ass" by drunk people.
2. A very drunk person, wobbling around the party falling all over things like coffee tables or couches. Guys named Doug are usually the ones to fall on coffee tables.
2. A very drunk person, wobbling around the party falling all over things like coffee tables or couches. Guys named Doug are usually the ones to fall on coffee tables.
"OMG Doug was such a drunk ass, he fell on the coffee table and lay in broken glass for like 10 minutes!"
"Wow, what a drunk ass! Ahaha"
"Wow, what a drunk ass! Ahaha"
by hollywood91 January 16, 2012